Most embarrassing moments in sports12/21/2023 ![]() Kids were screaming and running out of the teepee as quick as possible and it ended up collapsing on me, alone, in my poop teepee. Umbros were super popular at that time (1994) and they did me no favors here. Panicked, I had to think of something quick… I said, “oh yea, you thought those were bad, wait until you smell this one…!” And tried as hard as I could to rip the loudest and smelliest fart of all time, only to completely s**t my pants on front of everyone. ![]() When it was finally my turn to reveal my name and explain why I chose it, that crush of mine said, “it better be O Stinky One!” and everyone started laughing at me. I kept ripping a*s inside of this giant teepee with all of my classmates stuck inside it, the teacher growing more upset. The next day when we were revealing our new “Native American names” I just so happened to be sitting next to the biggest crush of my life at that time and, being a stupid 10year old, thought that farting by her would make her laugh and like me. I chose “Spotted one” because I had a lot of freckles back then. In 4th grade we were learning about Native Americans and had a homework assignment to come up with Native American sounding names for ourselves. My husband and I just about pissed ourselves laughing. He was halfway down the street before he stopped, turned around, and noticed that the lightrail was patiently waiting for him to move the vehicle. He violently pushed the door open and RAN in the pouring rain for his life. In his movie mind, the lightrail was about to crash into the van and drag it for dozens of yards before finally stopping. ![]() We could see from our car that this person was PANICKING. Instead, his vehicle was now trapped between the gates. He kept on driving, but he did not make it. One idiot in a van decided he could make it across before the gates came all the way down. We were about to pass the lightrail train tracks (going in both directions) when the crossing gates came down because the lightrail was approaching. The 21-0 stretch was the longest scoring run in an NBA Finals in 50 years.Alright, so my husband and I were driving around the city and it was pouring outside. In that moment, former Celtic champion Kendrick Perkins tweeted, “Celtics are COOKED.’’ Ouch.Īfter the pause, Poole hit another three and Wiggins scored in transition to make it a 21-0 run and a 37-33 lead. Udoka called time just 50 seconds into the quarter. At the start of the second, Poole drained another three and Andrew Wiggins scored in transition to make it 16 straight points and a 32-22 Golden State lead. That was only the beginning of the Golden State tsunami. It was an impressive display by the visitors. It was very quiet in the Garden after Green, Curry (34 points) and Jordan Poole finished the quarter with back-to-back-to-back threes. The Warriors roared back from the early 10-point deficit, outscoring the Celtics, 25-8, for the rest of the quarter, closing with an 11-0 run to take a 27-22 lead after one quarter. Lee/Globe StaffĬeltic sins of Games 4 and 5 no doubt were still on everybody’s mind and those fears proved legit. Golden State's Stephen Curry drives past Al Horford for two of his 34 points.
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